The Day the Music Died

In case I forget between now and Sunday...

Patriots Perfect Season

Only one win away now from 19-0 and Super Bowl XLII Championship!!!

Win a PS3 !!!

Pretty morbid but not far from the truth. The media is ensuring that we the public are eyewitness to the demise of Britney Spears. Win a PS3 here

Happier times, the Mickey Mouse Club days

Montgomery Redemption

Sorry all, I couldn't resist...

Happy Birthday Paul!!

Inspired by the iTunes commercial (second vid), but anyway, Happy 65th to Paul McCartney!!

Don't Blink...

Speaking of 24...

24 Minutes

Make way CTU, here come the Simpsons.

New Technology

OK so I'm a bit of a geek, but this is absolutely fascinating new technology. The video is 6 minutes long, but don't be discouraged at the first couple of minutes. You can play with the pre-beta version here.

For Gruss

35 Years Ago This Week

According to Billboard Magazine, Thick as a Brick by Jethro Tull was the Number 1 album for this week in 1972. Released in England during April of 1972, Thick as a Brick got as high as the number five spot, but when it came out in America a month later, it hit the number one spot, making it the first Jethro Tull album to achieve greater popularity in America than in England.

Mike Tyson Interview Compilation

It's funny how ignorant and arrogant he really was. Definitely NSFW!

Time for some Dee Dee Dee

If you don't know, soon you will...

Stop Motion Animation Videos with Toys

There are definitely some people with way to much time on their hands.
First is a video all done with regular 6 sided dice, it must have taken them quite a while to do. Maybe some of it is CG?



Then, all LEGO's...



Then a Lite Brite...

WWII in chatspeak

LOL

the_fOOL

He doesn't like my blog...

Main Ingredient 1972 (the singer is Cuba Gooding Sr.)

The Kaye Effect

The Kaye Effect is a strange property of complex liquids which was first described by the British engineer Alan Kaye in 1963.

While pouring one viscous mixture of an organic liquid onto a surface, the surface suddenly spouted an upcoming jet of liquid which merged with the downgoing one.

This phenomenon has since been discovered to be common in all thixotropic liquids (liquids which thin under shear stress). Common household liquids with this property are liquid hand soaps, shampoos and non-drip paint. The effect usually goes unnoticed, however, because it seldom lasts more than about 300 milliseconds.

Ricky Jay

Ricky Jay is one of those character actors you have seen a hundred times on TV and in movies but never knew who he was. Most recently he has played the CIA handler on The Unit. I can also remember seeing him on the X files. Anyway, he is also a whiz with a deck of playing cards, not only with the slight of hand stuff, but also throwing them. Couple of vids, first dealing from the bottom of the deck (watch it all, the end is amazing), then card throwing.

1000+ Hits !!!!

OK, so my little blog has over 1000 hits now! w00t!!!

I've been searching for something to post up to commemorate this auspicious event, and this one kinda fell into my lap.



Maxim Magazines HOT 100 issue hits the news stands this Saturday, and #29 Sarah Silverman is on the cover. In honor of that, I present to you a couple of Sarah Silverman clips.
Any of you that know her comedy, know that this is completely NSFW, but way to funny.

First one is at the roast of Pamela Anderson: (Viacom removed it from YouTube due to copyright infringement) Replaced with a few minutes of stand-up. Sorry.





And this is a nice Christmas song:

Pachabel Canon in D

This guy has a real issue with this piece of music.

Adult Swim

Robot Chicken ROFLMAO, thanks a lot Kirstie, I'm hooked...

SNL

Last night, NBC had a special on with the best of SNL from the 90's. These are 3 of my favorite moments from recent shows, not too sure if they are from the 90's or 2K's. The first one is an episode of Debbie Downer where no one could keep a straight face, the second is an interview of Paris Hilton by Jimmy Fallon, and the third is the famous "More Cowbell" skit.







OK, one more...

The Zimmers!!!

Their debut CD release is coming up the end of the month, and their tour dates have been announced!
Oct 14 2007 8:00P The Groucho Club London, South
Oct 18 2007 11:00P The Chic Paris, Centre
Oct 20 2007 10:00P Los Marbles Nightclub Alicante, Alicante
Oct 21 2007 10:00P Ram Club Barcelona, Barcelona
Oct 22 2007 8:00A Mad in Madrid Party Madrid Central, Madrid
Oct 27 2007 7:00P The Beerkeller Berlin, Berlin

Formed in early 2007, The Zimmers are not only the oldest gigging band in the world (with an average age of 78), they are also the most celebrated, having recorded their debut album at the famous Abbey Road Studios, under the watchful eye of Acclaimed Producer Mike Hedges.
http://www.myspace.com/thezimmersband

Stewies Sexy Party

First the making of the video, then the finished product. Enjoy.

Cool Trick

An opportunity to win a bet!

Was the Warren Commission part of the cover-up?

Over my lifetime, I have probably watched the Zapruder film dozens of times. It is interesting to hear and see some of the inconsistencies that this film points out. It is a bit over 9 minutes long, but certainly worth watching. Our government involved in a cover-up? C'mon...

The Great Global Warming Swindle

Accepted theories about man causing global warming are "lies" claims a controversial new TV documentary.

'The Great Global Warming Swindle' - backed by eminent scientists - is set to rock the accepted consensus that climate change is being driven by humans.

The programme, to be screened on Channel 4 on Thursday March 8, will see a series of respected scientists attack the "propaganda" that they claim is killing the world's poor.

Even the co-founder of Greenpeace, Patrick Moore, is shown, claiming African countries should be encouraged to burn more CO2.

Nobody in the documentary defends the greenhouse effect theory, as it claims that climate change is natural, has been occurring for years, and ice falling from glaciers is just the spring break-up and as normal as leaves falling in autumn.

A source at Channel 4 said: "It is essentially a polemic and we are expecting it to cause trouble, but this is the controversial programming that Channel 4 is renowned for."

Controversial director Martin Durkin said: "You can see the problems with the science of global warming, but people just don't believe you - it's taken 10 years to get this commissioned.

"I think it will go down in history as the first chapter in a new era of the relationship between scientists and society. Legitimate scientists - people with qualifications - are the bad guys.

"It is a big story that is going to cause controversy.

"It's very rare that a film changes history, but I think this is a turning point and in five years the idea that the greenhouse effect is the main reason behind global warming will be seen as total bollocks.

Say it isn't so

On St. Patricks day, I posted a video asking the question; What if the Beatles were Irish?

Today I pose to you the question; What if Black Sabbath played country?

*EDIT* These guys are called Hayseed Dixie and there are a ton of videos of their work on YouTube.

" you gotta watch them people from Belize, they'll shank ya"

Found a great site http://www.nationmaster.com that has a mortality statistic page. What are mortality statistics you may ask? You can see the death rate per million population for handguns, rifles & shotguns, beaten to death, assault by sharp objects, (hahaha remember Monty Python and the pointed stick) knife, sword, or dagger, (thats where the post title comes from) even death by acne (who knew?). Anyway, I guess my point is we have a lot of people in the USofA, so it just stands to reason that we have more wackos than other places. It's a shame that we as a nation are ostracized internationally for our stance on personal firearm ownership. Gun control is not the answer, law abiding citizens aren't out shooting their neighbors. It is those who break the laws, or have mental disorders, that shoot innocent people. And yes it is a shame when people (especially children) are accidentally shot by weapons that were not properly secured, IMO any person who leaves an unlocked loaded weapon where a child could access it should be held criminally liable.

Penn and Teller contest Gun Control on Bullshit!

Unspeakable Tragedy

Last Post on this subject...

The story that will not die. This morning on Talk Radio 950 AM KPRC in Houston, The Michael Berry show, a woman named Joyce called in towards the end of the 7 o'clock hour who made more sense than anything I have ever heard. The whole hour is worth a listen, but if you let it load, go to about 3/4 of the way down the slider you can hear Joyce.

Bravo

I am personally not a fan of Don Imus, but the way in which he was railroaded for a really bad attempt at humor by AS and JJ (I refuse to post their names and get ads featuring them). These 2 morally devoid excuses for human beings should be imprisoned for the hatred they spew. Jason Whitlock writes for the Kansas City Star and also AOL sports. His latest column on AOL, contains another video from CNN where Jason confronts AS. Of course, it is impossible to get a word in edgewise with AS on his pulpit, but Jason does a credible job.
Bravo Jason Whitlock!

Bass-O-Matic Revisited...

The original can be seen here

Turbo Civic vs. NoS Camaro

For the boys at Cartunes Sound and Security in Salem, OR

The Rather Late Programme

So earlier I posted a pseudo-serious bit by Craig Ferguson about his battle with alcoholism. This is an ongoing bit he does a couple of nights a week taking the mick out of Prince Charles. Sit down, relax...

Ode to Bob Dylan

Some of you may or may not know that Bob Dylan has written every popular song for the past 35 years. Don't take my word for it...

Kill the Wabbit

LMAO, Happy Easter to Everyone...

Sopranos Final Season

The final season of The Sopranos starts this Sunday night on HBO... For those of you who have missed the first six seasons, here is a 7 minute recap that will bring you right up to date if you pay close attention. Completely NSFW.

Brians Stupid Girlfriend

Haven't posted any cartoon clips recently... Family Guy is the bomb! "Oh, hey Brian, back from a hot bootie call with your idiot girlfriend?"

What's yer pirate name matey??? Arr

My pirate name is:

Calico Tom Read

Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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OK, Just one...

The other day my neighbor, who is blond, came running up to me in the driveway, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her.
She said, " I have some really great news!"
I said, "Great! Tell me why you're so happy."
She stopped jumping, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, and told me that she was pregnant!
I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"
Then she said, "There's more."
I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"
She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said....
(You're going to love this!)

"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!"

Worlds Smartest Dog?

HAHAHA

He snorted his Dad???

According to an article in NME Magazine, published today, Rolling Stones 63 year old guitarist Keith Richards is quoted as saying "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father, he was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

*UPDATE* According to this article from MTV.com, his longtime manager Jane Rose claimed that it was "Said in jest," and "Can't believe anyone took [it] seriously."

Gimme Shelter...

Lost

Hey Lost fans, found this video of the writers brainstorming for upcoming episodes. Some NSFW language.

Creationism wins...

The greatest debate known to man is finally settled, evolution has been disproved.

glumbert.com - Peanut butter disproves evolution

Fergalicious

I know that some of my readers are a bit younger than I, so thought I would post up some Black Eyed Peas for you.

50 Years Ago Today...

The BBC show "Panorama" aired a story about Spaghetti Farmers in Switzerland enjoying a bumper crop due to the exceptionally mild winter. Millions of Brits were taken in by the ruse.

Happy April Fools Day!!!

Here is a list of over 400 (and growing) sites that posted April Fool's jokes today. I submitted the joke that was perpetrated on GEWar. It was great fun to watch as the Flu Epidemic thread grew and people became increasingly frustrated over the past few days.

Wow...Just WOW

Neil Peart is the drummer for the band Rush. This is a vid from their 30th anniversary tour back in '04. Just another drum solo? The amazing thing about great drummers is the ability to have all 4 limbs work completely independently, this is a great example of this skill. The truly incredible part happens with about 2 minutes left to the video when he switches on the drum triggers (he uses Roland V-Drums) and reproduces an entire swing orchestra. WOW!